I have not visited my search terms in a while. I do occasionally glance at them but it’s not too interesting but, this morning there were a couple that stopped me in my tracks.
“How much do Chihuahua way”: Now, I’m not really big on spelling or on punctuation, but You can spell Chihuahua but you can’t spell weigh? If you are a foreign speaking person, my most humble apologies. I have tried to learn foreign languages and you have my sympathy, as well.
Fondling mom: Okay, now that’s just sick. How did that lead anyone to my site?
Fondling sleeping mom: Sick and perverted, people!
Pringles can abuse: I have written about making Pringle can, pinhole cameras and I have written about child abuse. But, this takes me places I don’t want to go and leaves an image in my head, I don’t want to have. Oh, where my mind takes me. Perhaps they are just interested in abusing Pringles’ cans? Just step on it.
Cheryl klein bill gates: Okay, Ms. Klein, is there something going on we do not know????
Airplane wear Hawaii: What can I say to that? Airplane wear??? For Hawaii?? Or An airplane wears Hawaii. Sounds painful.
Rabbit lips case: I know rabbits are not on the endangered species list but would you really kill a rabbit for a case? I mean it would have to be a small case. They don’t have a lot of lip. OR is this in conjunction with some Law & Order case. “The case of the missing Rabbit’s lips.” I should go check visiting bunny now because maybe she is sitting in her food dish and pooping because someone stole her lips. It would be tough to scream out “HELP! Someone stole my lips. If you didn’t have any.
Can you leave dead cows on property? Okay, folks, I posted once about a dead cow on a piece of property daughter-of-eleven was looking at but, you know, I am not an expert on what to do with dead cows. I imagine you can leave them on the property but geesh, would you really want to??? Get a shovel!
Drunk driving men vs. women: I gotta tell you. Whether man or woman, they are not going to drive really well while drunk.
Anthony Bourdain in jail: Maybe that should have been Anthony Bourdain eating pigs heads and I’m sure he has spent time there, in jail not in a pig’s head, most likely in the drunk tank. On second thought, I’ve seen him find pig’s head on the buffet and he might spend time in them.
And, my top search term: Come on everyone out there say it with me —- TA DA!!
Viggo Mortensen girlfriend
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In any spelling, in any form, the guy is #1. As Pollyanna Rainbow Sunshine and the Needles of Doom knows.
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