Posted in Anybody Out There?, Home Again in Indiana, Humor in Life, Reasons I'll need Therapy, tagged America's Dumbest Criminals, EMT, gas, gun, Knife, Motorcycle, police on June 10, 2009 |
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I know I promised info on my Harry Potter visit today. I am sooooo sorry to disappoint Xup. I am sure she was really looking forward to reading about Harry Potter, but this is just too funny to wait.
EMT, with his honor roll graduation, decided to get his motorcycle driver’s license. His Big Brother, from the Big Brother program had an extra bike at his house and they wanted to ride together.
This is EMT’s story and he has a dry way of telling stories and this is exactly how he told it to me. That is, it is exactly how he told it to me AFTER he told me about the ride, and his Big Brother’s marital problems and all the little stuff of the day. Then, it was, “Oh, and by the way…
They drove to the south side of Indianapolis. It was time to gas up and return home. EMT was returning from paying for the gas, mounted up and put the key in the ignition when a man stepped up to him with a knife and said, “Get Off! I want your bike.”
EMT tells me at that point that he knew all he had to do was keep the guy talking and he would be fine. I said, “I have always told you that no money or possession is worth messing with a guy with a knife or a gun. Just get off and give him the bike.”
EMT said. “I didn’t have to worry because there was a police car recording the incident and the cop, gun drawn, was two feet behind him.”
Just another day in the life of EMT.
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Posted in Humor in Life, Reasons I'll need Therapy, Travel, tagged Americas Best Value Inn, car, computer batteries, food, gas, Perkins, pump, road trip, Stevens Point, wedding, Wisconsin on August 8, 2008 |
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This is just no two ways about it. Ten hours on the road, sucks!!! The purpose of our trip, I am traveling with mom, is to attend the wedding of my grand-niece in Wisconsin.
First is gas: The car kind fortunately. The gas crisis has brought people together. People used to pump and go on their way when gas prices were manageable. Now, they are so frustrated that you rarely get away from the pump without having a “gas price discussion” with the person at the next pump. It may turn the world into a friendlier place.
Second is food: Not all restaurants are equal. Perkins in Wyoming was fantastic. Perkins in Stevens Point, Wisconsin; not so good. They do serve a large portion of meat on sandwiches, but I would rather go for quality than quantity. A patty melt should be juicy with melted cheese and friend onions. Okay, even a small portion isn’t healthy, but if I’m going to get that cholesterol and the calories, at least I want to enjoy it.
Third is the motel: The motel is great; small, friendly and super clean. The staff is extremely helpful and pleasant. Its name is: Americas Best Value Inn in Stevens Point and I highly recommend it, as I sit here on my free high speed.
The reason for our drive, this morning, since the wedding isn’t until 6:00 pm tonight, is that mom and I are on a quest to find a power cord for her ThinkPad. She thought she would save luggage by taking it out of its case; unfortunately, she did not take the power cord out. She thinks she can use another one though and I think when she sees the price of the power cord, she may change her mind.
Do remember, this is the woman who called me up one day and told me that she needed me to change her computer’s batteries next time I am over, as she could not get the cover off the battery compartment on the bottom. Anyone have size double A computer batteries????
Considering that the only time I got lost was IN Stevens Point, on this whole trip, which may be a record for me, I’m not sure I’m anxious to venture out to find a Best Buy. I will let you know how that goes
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