1. On Friday, a senior Iranian cleric, Ahmed Khatami, lashed out at Britain in a nationally televised sermon. “In this unrest, Britons have behaved very mischievously and it is fair to add the slogan of ‘down with England’ to the slogan of ‘down with USA,’” he said.
Darn those Britons for being so mischievous. Obviously, Cleric Khatami has never had a chance to see Faulty Towers. Either that or something was lost in the translation.
2. “Fair elections will lead to dictatorship.”
I was told this was another Cleric. Obviously, logic 101, should be added to their training.
